Catullus and Sappho, turning in their graves

[evilrooster]

lolcat n lolcat++
is in ur prezentz
watchin u play,
heerin u purr.

i can has sense?
o noes!
sintz i sees u
noe kitteh is u++.

noe meow left,
fur al on end,
pointy earz ringin,
green eyes clozin.

im in my sunbeamz
dreamin of u
makin me worse
lik ded katz befor.

Pastiche of a Catullus translation of a Sappho poem.  Originally posted in the Making Light LOLCats thread.