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Above the thunder-clouds it hovers high,
Its skeletal ribs lit by lightning storms,
While rags of fabric trail in ghostly forms:
A revenant adrift in endless sky.
Below, the well-lit modern planes pass by,
And unaware, they brush its tentacles,
Old mooring-cables, trailing manacles
With which it trawls for aircraft as they fly.
And when it catches something in its snare,
It feasts on wires and microchips inside
While humans, just detritus flung aside,
Plunge screaming downward through the icy air.
Beware the king of airships; fear his chains.
The Hindenberg is feeding on jet planes.


Originally posted on Making Light, based on an image from Diatryma.
evilrooster: (Default)
Above the thunder-clouds it hovers high,
Its skeletal ribs lit by lightning storms,
While rags of fabric trail in ghostly forms:
A revenant adrift in endless sky.
Below, the well-lit modern planes pass by,
And unaware, they brush its tentacles,
Old mooring-cables, trailing manacles
With which it trawls for aircraft as they fly.
And when it catches something in its snare,
It feasts on wires and microchips inside
While humans, just detritus flung aside,
Plunge screaming downward through the icy air.
Beware the king of airships; fear his chains.
The Hindenberg is feeding on jet planes.


Originally posted on Making Light, based on an image from Diatryma.
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All you brains are ours
Though you don't know
We're shambling here along the aisle
Our clothing ragged, marked with stinking stains.
And the dawn is breaking
Above the cloud
The pilot's seen us
And screamed aloud
Already we're so hungry
We want brains

So scream now and try to flee
See the things you shouldn't see
Hide somewhere you think you can defend
Cause we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that you'll be safe again.
You'll die before the end.

There will be times you think you'll win
The door is locked. They can't get in.
I tell you now that it won't hold for long
Every time you run, we'll follow you
Every place you hide, we'll come for you
When we break through, you'll know your hopes were wrong.

So scream now and try to flee
See the things you shouldn't see
Hide somewhere you think you can defend
Cause we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that you'll be safe again.
You'll die before the end.

Now the time has come to kill you
One more time
Let us bite you
Then close your eyes
We will eat your brain
Now you stir; you're one of us.
So tell your fellow passengers
Their screaming and their struggles are in vain.

They scream now and try to flee
See the things they shouldn't see
Hide somewhere they think they can defend
But we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that they'll be safe again.
They'll die before the end.


Originally posted on Making Light.
evilrooster: (Default)
All you brains are ours
Though you don't know
We're shambling here along the aisle
Our clothing ragged, marked with stinking stains.
And the dawn is breaking
Above the cloud
The pilot's seen us
And screamed aloud
Already we're so hungry
We want brains

So scream now and try to flee
See the things you shouldn't see
Hide somewhere you think you can defend
Cause we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that you'll be safe again.
You'll die before the end.

There will be times you think you'll win
The door is locked. They can't get in.
I tell you now that it won't hold for long
Every time you run, we'll follow you
Every place you hide, we'll come for you
When we break through, you'll know your hopes were wrong.

So scream now and try to flee
See the things you shouldn't see
Hide somewhere you think you can defend
Cause we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that you'll be safe again.
You'll die before the end.

Now the time has come to kill you
One more time
Let us bite you
Then close your eyes
We will eat your brain
Now you stir; you're one of us.
So tell your fellow passengers
Their screaming and their struggles are in vain.

They scream now and try to flee
See the things they shouldn't see
Hide somewhere they think they can defend
But we're zombies, on a jet plane
Don't think that they'll be safe again.
They'll die before the end.


Originally posted on Making Light.
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> I CAN HAS
 
u can has saucerz
fallin lik sno
bringin u futur
no1 kno what
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has zombiez
shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
they can has brains?
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has godz
bigger than big thingz
fitin the giantz
n serpent n wolf
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has fery talez
lvs n spiritz
u can has bootz
play ur part
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has NEthing
citiez like glass
skynet aliv
angels n devils
humanz be hearin u talk
timlords n yeti
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 
 
 
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 
 
 
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 

LOLCats version of Neil Gaiman's The Day the Saucers Came, originally posted on the Making Light LOLCats thread.
evilrooster: (Default)
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has saucerz
fallin lik sno
bringin u futur
no1 kno what
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has zombiez
shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
they can has brains?
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has godz
bigger than big thingz
fitin the giantz
n serpent n wolf
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has fery talez
lvs n spiritz
u can has bootz
play ur part
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
 
u can has NEthing
citiez like glass
skynet aliv
angels n devils
humanz be hearin u talk
timlords n yeti
 
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 
 
 
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 
 
 
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
 

LOLCats version of Neil Gaiman's The Day the Saucers Came, originally posted on the Making Light LOLCats thread.

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